"Chaos ensues when a young boy believes he's uncovered a loophole that entitles him to thousands of doughnuts for pennies on the dollar...throughout the narrative, Thomas Tosi weaves in comic shenanigans" -Kirkus Reviews Why would anyone need six thousand doughnuts? Big family...little house... Fifth-grader Abe Mitchell is fed up with sharing. All he wants is something to call his own. And he just might get it when he finds a loophole in the fine print of a doughnut shop coupon. Abe thinks it entitles him to a fresh-baked mountain of crullers, dunkers, and chocolate-frosteds. But cashing in means war with Marlene Paczki, the daughter of the doughnut shop owner and Abe's new crush.