In the age of Trump, May, Brexit, Kanye and Kim, and Fake News, a depressed bisexual poet makes her way through threesomes, golden showers, heartbreak, and suicidal thoughts while making notes of the craziness around her and in her head. And as she forgets one woman and starts a relationship with another, she goes from being slave to being master. But is that what she really wants? This book contains strong sexual content.